Friday, March 9, 2007

Hillary Clinton's New Southern Drawl

Parody song based on the song;
"Polly Wolly Doodle"


Hillary's campaign is off to a shady start. After hiring Christian coaches and speaking in the southern states with a new souther accent - she is all the rage!

Oh she went down south for to give a speech
and suddenly was speaking with a drawl
oh Hillary is a spunky one
steppin' up to say "hey ya-all"
gotta sell, gotta sell
gotta sell herself away
for she's goin' to Louisiana this pretending Pollyanna
fakin more that southern charm for her prey
oh she went and bought a marketer man
to appeal more to Christians 'long the way
to teach her how to get them folk
who believe in God and pray
gotta sell, gotta sell
gotta sell herself away
this wannabe Princess Diana wants to be top banana
so the Christian coach has gotta stay

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Hypocrisy, Liberals and Hollywood

It wasn’t a shocker to hear that the Academy gang of elitist left wing snobs selected Al Gore’s propaganda piece, “An Inconvenient Truth” for one of their inconsequential awards. It is not the first time that they and the entertainment industry have promoted their politics, nor will it be the last. As long as they can con the public into thinking a documentary is truthful and valid by giving it one of their nonsense awards, they have done their bit to deceive for their cause.

We saw that a couple of years back with Michael Moore’s award for his “documentary” which has been proven wrong point by point by several authorities. Apparently, the Academy did not mention they value camera tricks and suggestive filmmaking. There are several papers written on his film, try "Fifty-nine Deceits in Fahrenheit 911" by David Kopel
Independence Institute at http://www.davekopel.org/terror/59Deceits.pdf

Putting aside the fact that there are two sides to the global warming madness and the fact that this same sort of madness was consuming us in the late 70’s with the scare that we were experiencing global freezing, there is the utter hypocrisy of Mr. Gore’s scare tactic doom and gloom message. . http://www.wsws.org/articles/2006/jul2006/gore-j15.shtml
The fact the Al Gore travels from state to state and into other countries by private jet (while warning the average American that their SUV’s are something to be ashamed of), the man owns four homes. Just one of his four estates uses 20 times the energy of the average American family. The average family uses 11kw to his 221kw – and his energy bill for last year was a hair over $30,000.00.

The hypocrisy is common in Hollywood and with big stars. For example, Barbara Streisand uses more energy in her enormous barn by using air conditioning in it than most of us use the entire month for our homes.

The shameful thing is that the average American only gets the hype generated by these clowns (and other elite) and rarely even have the time to check facts or learn about the hero’s being made by media; you know, those “do as I say and not as I am entitled to do and do” gang. Hurray for Hollywood!

Right Wing Woman

I thought it would be great fun to start my blog with a parody that I wrote not too terribly long ago. If you are a country music fan and know the song, sing along with these new words to Gretchen Wilson's great song!

Parody based on the song; "Redneck Woman" - performed by Gretchen Wilson


Right-Wing Woman

Well I ain't never
been the belly ache type
no I don't sling no slimy spin
or fill folks heads with hype
in a protest - like a spoiled brat
to kill babies left and right
I've got posters on my wall of Reagan, Bush and Rice
the majority agree with me
the rest don't give a rip
I'll stand proud with my US flag to give you gals a tip'

Chorus

cause I'm a right wing woman
I ain't no liberal broad
I'm just a product of smart thinkin'
and I say "GOP no flaw"
and I keep my country's flag on my front porch all year long
and I know all the words to every patriotic song
so here's to all my sisters out there keeping it Right Wing
let me get a big "heck yea" from the Right Wing girls like me
heck yea
heck yea

Promote marijuana
well that's not real nice
and backing up them pedophiles - well not for any price
and all that welfarea
nd the scams now
2-billion yearly fraud
and all those folks seeing entitlements for sitting 'round like dogs
you might have no morals
and you learn from your TV
but I've learned all my values from
the Man hung on that tree

Chorus

'cause I'm a right wing woman
I ain't no liberal broad
I'm just a product of smart thinkin'
and I say "GOP no flaw"
and I keep my country's flag on my front porch all year long
and I know all the words to every patriotic song
so here's to all my sisters out there keeping it Right Wing
let me get a big "heck yea" from the right Wing girls like me

heck yea

(repeat chorus)

heck yea
heck yea
heck yea
heck yea
I said heck yea!