Right Wing Woman

I thought it would be great fun to start my blog with a parody that I wrote not too terribly long ago. If you are a country music fan and know the song, sing along with these new words to Gretchen Wilson's great song!

Parody based on the song; "Redneck Woman" - performed by Gretchen Wilson


Right-Wing Woman

Well I ain't never
been the belly ache type
no I don't sling no slimy spin
or fill folks heads with hype
in a protest - like a spoiled brat
to kill babies left and right
I've got posters on my wall of Reagan, Bush and Rice
the majority agree with me
the rest don't give a rip
I'll stand proud with my US flag to give you gals a tip'

Chorus

cause I'm a right wing woman
I ain't no liberal broad
I'm just a product of smart thinkin'
and I say "GOP no flaw"
and I keep my country's flag on my front porch all year long
and I know all the words to every patriotic song
so here's to all my sisters out there keeping it Right Wing
let me get a big "heck yea" from the Right Wing girls like me
heck yea
heck yea

Promote marijuana
well that's not real nice
and backing up them pedophiles - well not for any price
and all that welfarea
nd the scams now
2-billion yearly fraud
and all those folks seeing entitlements for sitting 'round like dogs
you might have no morals
and you learn from your TV
but I've learned all my values from
the Man hung on that tree

Chorus

'cause I'm a right wing woman
I ain't no liberal broad
I'm just a product of smart thinkin'
and I say "GOP no flaw"
and I keep my country's flag on my front porch all year long
and I know all the words to every patriotic song
so here's to all my sisters out there keeping it Right Wing
let me get a big "heck yea" from the right Wing girls like me

heck yea

(repeat chorus)

heck yea
heck yea
heck yea
heck yea
I said heck yea!